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March 13, 2004 by stevendedalus
Assault weapons should be shouldered by every citizen except for elementary and high school students, who must carry switch blades at all times. A new kind of mass transportation is necessary — the goal is to put a Lincoln Navigator in every garage. Every homeless person is entitled to a plastic sheet to cover his cardboard shelter. The right wing should end its diatribe against abortion and favor tying up the fallopian tubes of single mothers. The affluent do so m...
February 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
Once upon a time there was a likeable Hollywood actor, who at one time had believed in the Roosevelt design to help the multitude to help themselves. However, as President of the Actors’ Guild he betrayed his colleagues as McCarthy compiled the infamous blacklist. Then he was awarded by General Electric with big TV bucks and thus this Grade B character become Teflon Grade A[rrogant]. Mounted and poised as knight-in-chief with avenging lance aimed at the dragon of centralized go...
June 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.
January 14, 2005 by stevendedalus
As a first squad old marine BARman open to snipers, I wonder about the new Mach 3 razors — it must be torture for the first blade in line.   http://stevendedalus.joeuser.com
October 27, 2004 by stevendedalus
Dear Gabby, I am a blogger and write what I assess as fairly good articles; but my fellow bloggers apparently disagree because they never stop by my site to see how I’m doing. Please help. Frustrated Blogger Dear Frustrated: If you ain’t writing about sex, you ain’t blogging! Dear Gabby, I’m a contributor to a site that’s predominantly conservative; however, the owner generously allows me to write my tear-jerking liberal epistles because his conservative...
August 7, 2004 by stevendedalus
The US borrows ten billion dollars every work week from foreign countries. What does this say about the health of this economy? Too much discussion about the extremism of liberals and conservatives tends to give the impression that the vast majority is either one or the other. The fact is the majority is neither. The problem with “regime change” as US policy since Iraq, is that it is now interpreted as military intervention rather than aggressive diplomacy. The average fellow who is f...
March 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
Kerry: “Before I voted against it; I voted for it.” Florida translation: “I thought I was voting against Buchanan not for him.” Arguably Katherine Hepburn invented the strong leading lady role and unlike modern strong ladies à la Ashley Judd or Sharon Stone she didn’t need guns or karate. Was the major thrust of the “philosopher” Jesus, to whom George W relates, tax cuts? Is the slogan “support our troops” redundant, or are there actually those who don’t? Is the prosecutor...
March 13, 2004 by stevendedalus
Assault weapons should be shouldered by every citizen except for elementary and high school students, who must carry switch blades at all times. A new kind of mass transportation is necessary — the goal is to put a Lincoln Navigator in every garage. Every homeless person is entitled to a plastic sheet to cover his cardboard shelter. The right wing should end its diatribe against abortion and favor tying up the fallopian tubes of single mothers. The affluent do so m...
February 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
Once upon a time there was a likeable Hollywood actor, who at one time had believed in the Roosevelt design to help the multitude to help themselves. However, as President of the Actors’ Guild he betrayed his colleagues as McCarthy compiled the infamous blacklist. Then he was awarded by General Electric with big TV bucks and thus this Grade B character become Teflon Grade A[rrogant]. Mounted and poised as knight-in-chief with avenging lance aimed at the dragon of centralized go...
June 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.
January 14, 2005 by stevendedalus
As a first squad old marine BARman open to snipers, I wonder about the new Mach 3 razors — it must be torture for the first blade in line.   http://stevendedalus.joeuser.com
October 27, 2004 by stevendedalus
Dear Gabby, I am a blogger and write what I assess as fairly good articles; but my fellow bloggers apparently disagree because they never stop by my site to see how I’m doing. Please help. Frustrated Blogger Dear Frustrated: If you ain’t writing about sex, you ain’t blogging! Dear Gabby, I’m a contributor to a site that’s predominantly conservative; however, the owner generously allows me to write my tear-jerking liberal epistles because his conservative...
August 7, 2004 by stevendedalus
The US borrows ten billion dollars every work week from foreign countries. What does this say about the health of this economy? Too much discussion about the extremism of liberals and conservatives tends to give the impression that the vast majority is either one or the other. The fact is the majority is neither. The problem with “regime change” as US policy since Iraq, is that it is now interpreted as military intervention rather than aggressive diplomacy. The average fellow who is f...
March 24, 2004 by stevendedalus
Kerry: “Before I voted against it; I voted for it.” Florida translation: “I thought I was voting against Buchanan not for him.” Arguably Katherine Hepburn invented the strong leading lady role and unlike modern strong ladies à la Ashley Judd or Sharon Stone she didn’t need guns or karate. Was the major thrust of the “philosopher” Jesus, to whom George W relates, tax cuts? Is the slogan “support our troops” redundant, or are there actually those who don’t? Is the prosecutor...