When members of the Christian Right are put back in their pews.
When the first barrel of oil flows from ANWR.
When Democrats return to their FDR roots, and Dixiecrats put an end to their gross piety and put to rest honorably the confederate flag.
When we return to the time-honored: fear is but fear itself.
When Gov. Jennifer Greyholm is granted constitutional dispensation to run for the presidency.
When scissors are again banned from flight, except for defense when the destination is the Middle East.
When the government takes over corporate pension plans and health plans for current retirees.
When the government issues universal health care cards to the newborn.
When Iraqi oil flows to the US and with a huge discount.
When SUVs run on hydrogen.
When liberals stop nitpicking isolated injustices as if it were symbolic of the indifference of the right.