Resolve to continue to watch Desperate Housewives in spite of moralists’ pressure not to.

Resolve never to pick up the phone until the message begins and I’m sure it is not a telemarketer.

Despite the nation’s move to the right, I resolve to move further to the left.

Resolve to email my senators and representative to vote against privatizing social security.

Resolve to get the hell out of Florida if there’s another hurricane this new year.