Quotes many Joe users wished they had said:

Congressman Allen West: "The public good is a misnomer, created by our liberal friends. It is not the public good that matters, it is the personal good."

Cal Thomas: "Well I’m really glad, Genevieve, that you played the Rachel Maddow clip, because I think that she is the best argument in favor of her parents using contraception."

Ann Coulter: "Democrats are like your degenerate brother-in-law who borrows money for rent, spends it on crack and hookers, then asks for rent money again."

Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the National Rifle Association: "All that first term, lip service to gun owners is just part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and hide his true intentions to destroy the Second Amendment during his second term."

Rick Santorum: "I don’t believe life begins at conception. I know life begins at conception."

Victoria Jackson, former SNL cast member, reacting to Occupy DC protesters: "They’re communists, and they’re angry."