As a rule those who trumpet moral values are hypocrites. Bill Clinton could play the blues on the sax with blacks to show he could feel their pain; he went to church regularly but scandalously betrayed his wife and daughter. Bill Bennett who proudly passed himself off as a moralist, was addicted to gambling. Rush Limbaugh the king of self-righteousness fell to drug addiction. George Bush, the alcoholic saved by camaraderie with born-agains, shows little compassion for others in need of salvation. John Edwards who showed compassion for the underdogs, nevertheless, profited from them. Awkward and probably exploitative Kerry tried to exemplify his compassionate understanding of homosexuality; but the Vice President’s wife, just as exploitative, indignantly called him, “not a good man” for using her daughter’s name. Swiftboaters with guile used the presidential campaign to vent their thirty-year indignation to attack a fellow veteran. A laudable, patriotic senate record in behalf of Massachusetts and the country was twisted beyond recognition and presented to the nation as truth. An eleventh hour, hastily evidenced news flash on missing explosives was used to symbolize presidential dereliction.
Nor are moral everyday commoners immune from hypocrisy. Church-goers lay claim to moral superiority because they indulge in prayer once a week while dismissing the other six days excoriating those who don’t share their beliefs. They display the cross round their necks, yet burn crosses on lawns. They hate Whoopie Goldberg but love Ann Coulter. Moralists love their neighbors until out of earshot. While demanding wholesome televison for their children, they watch mud wrestling. They despise Janet Jackson for her indiscreet exposure, while they head for Block Buster’s latest porno release. They take their kids to auto-racing and pray for a violent accident to keep them entertained. A NASCAR dad is not a man if he doesn’t flaunt road rage. Girlie-men drive effeminate passenger cars, real men drive pick up trucks. They ground their teen-age children for drinking when they themselves cherish their six-packs a night. Though Jesus took pity on the poor and sick, the moralists take umbrage that these low-lifers are shiftless and careless about their health. Gays are labeled sinners until they discover one at home. Those who whine about “living wage” are girlie-men or girlie-girlies who don’t believe in an honest day’s work. The culture of life is paramount, except during hunting season. The culture of life also is put squarely on the woman while the man randomly knocks up his next victim. Moralists are proud of their kin’s college education unless it leads to intellectual elitism. A person is mediocre because of poor choices; a president is great because he chooses mediocrity. Religion is based on a single book; reason is based on millions of other books. Morality in a nation of misfits is hilarious.
Copyright © 2004 Richard R. Kennedy All rights reserved. Revised: November 6, 2004.
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