Politicians who drape themselves in the flag are insecure about their own patriotism.
One should think twice about urging equality for women in Islamic nations when Muslim women willfully blow up planes.
Eloquence is no longer an asset; it has been preempted by low life vernacular.
“God’s Will Be Done” has been hijacked by politics.
Jefferson’s “natural aristocracy” is now perceived as capitalistic aristocracy.
Senior citizen voting error in Palm Beach is now praised as an act of God to keep Gore from leading the nation in the aftermath of 9/11.
The reason Eve was created via Adam’s rib is that he didn’t have a brain.
What’s in a lonely letter? We all know that it was France [s] that wreaked destruction on Florida — just as McDonald’s French fries damn near killed Bill Clinton.
Isn’t it ironic that those most vociferous against Darwinism are those who believe in the survival of the fittest?
The male equivalent to a slut is a sex-glut.
Copyright © 2004 Richard R. Kennedy All rights reserved. Revised: September 7, 2004.