Constructive gadfly

 1) Barry Bonds will retire when

a. hits 850, b.800, c. turns to flab, d. goes to prison.

2) The next President of the USA will be:

a. Clinton, b. Giuliani, c. F. Thompson, d. Obama.

3) Britney Spears will

a. shave her head again, b. continue to perform badly, c. be booed off the stage and into the fat farm, d. lose weight and get her act together.

4) Petraeus

a. is a delusional optimist, b. doesn’t really believe the surge is working, c. distrusts Bush, d. will be Iraqi commander indefinitely until some time into ’09.

5) The Democrats

a. will finally get its troop withdrawal time table, b. cave in once again to the war party, c. obtain enough votes to appropriate funds for withdrawal only, d. will be the minority party in ’09.


Comments
on Sep 13, 2007
this nothing but crap.
on Sep 13, 2007

Very appreciative.

on Sep 13, 2007

1. b
2. - Who cares
3. See 2
4. D
5. (Party of war?  Cave into themselves? Wilson, Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy/Johnson?)

on Sep 13, 2007
(Party of war? Cave into themselves? Wilson, Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy/Johnson?)
You omitted Thomas Jefferson Clinton:Haiti, Samalia, Kosovo, Bosnia.
on Sep 14, 2007

Thomas Jefferson Clinton

Wouldn't that be William Jefferson Clinton?

on Sep 15, 2007
Wouldn't that be William Jefferson Clinton?
OOPs--that damn dyslexia of mine!