Senator Santorum uncovers Iraqi “WMD.”
Kerry’s timetable runs out of time.
If there is premature withdrawal Cheney claims terrorists will follow to take the war to us.
Global warming will no longer be a threat — when gasoline reaches ten dollars a gallon.
Beware! Twenty year old mustard gas can still give you a hot foot.
Connie Chung is the next American Idol.
Except for the Iraqis right to kick us out, only General Casey can draw down troops; Congress can’t.
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