Constructive gadfly
Published on April 1, 2006 By stevendedalus In Politics

Bush is toying with the idea that to sustain his fortitude to stay the course is to go back to drinking.

To agree with Bush and McCain on the guest worker position Ted Kennedy had to guzzle down one too many tequilas.

It’s rumored that smart ass Chris Matthews claims that Nancy Pelosi would have to emblematically put on an armored vest and helmet to track down Bin Laden to further the new get-tough on security policy forged by the Democrats. This would parallel Dukakis peering out of a tank.

It’s reported that Cheney has turned the reins of his office over to Dan Quail after pecking his good looks with bird-shot to toughen his appearance.

Hispanic demonstrators profess that flying the Mexican flag symbolized the 51st State.

 

 

Copyright © 2006 Richard R. Kennedy All rights reserved. Revised: April 1, 2006.

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